Crazy Cat Ladies- Good News! You’re still totally in fashion! Check it out
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BEHOLD the “caviar manicure,” also known as nail herpes, nail pimples, nail rash, black plague for nails and “what’s that shit on your nails??”
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Big, nasty oral herpes outbreak got you down? No problem! High Fashion’s got you covered!
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How to be eco friendly, according to fashion designer Vivienne Westwood
Key pointers:
- Borrow your husband’s boxer shorts.
- Towel instead of coat
- If you have an enormous husband, wear his even more enormous coat with a belt
- Go to art galleries in London, many times- they can’t stop you
- Don’t use too much soap in the washing machine (you’ll look horrible)
- Instead of washing clothes, rub talcum powder in the armpits- or just wash the cuffs of a long sleeve t-shirt
- Get a life- don’t just look like you’re there for the washing machine to keep servicing with crap all the time
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Amazing book!
